Tricities

I have a good idea. If we just stop usin as much tricities, that would save lots of money and resources. (Mom) 'Stop using what?' You know, tricities, like what turns on lights and stuff like that? Yeah, if we just stop usin as much it would be good for the earth. (Mom) 'You know that would mean no Xbox or stereo, right?' Well, we could still use those, just not as many lights and stuff like that.

China

I don't understand it, why is everything we own made in China?

Blurry

A long time ago, when I was 5, I used to be able to see out of the back of my head. It was pretty blurry, but I could see. For real!

Wheelchairs

(after seeing a person in an electric wheelchair at Walmart) Hey Mom, a whole lot more people drive electric wheelchairs than they used to. You know it?

I don't care how long it takes!

(as his sister was sitting on his dirt bike, reving it up under his supervision) You have to be careful or you might break it! Mom, I don't care, if she does break this, I don't care how long it takes, she WILL pay it back. Even if she has to like stand around somewhere and ask for money, I don't care how long it takes. She will not get away with not replacin like my engine or somethin like that. For real, I'm serious!

Earth

Mom, I know how the earth was created. God just thought hmmm, I have all these people, what should I do with em? He found a perfect place called Earth and spread the people across the earth.

Really Cool Grandpa

(after realizing that the mug he bought dad says 'Really Cool Grandpa') (mom) 'Honey, he will love it! It doesn't matter that it says Grandpa' Anyways, I'll just tell him that I got it cuz he's old like a Grandpa, so it's okay.

Baby Cats

(after seeing a stray cat who is about to have kittens) Hey Mom, do cats poop out babies or do they barf them out? I just didn't know which way they came out. Anyways, do humans poop em' out too? You pooped out babies, me and my sister, right? Or did they cut us out?

Easter Bunny

(Sister) I'm wearnin about the Easter Bunny! (dodie) Yeah, I'm just tellin her stories from my head ( while holding The Hungry Caterpillar book)

Do you want some cake?

(after Mom asked if he wanted any cake) No, I'm really not a big cake lover. After all the icing is gone, I just don't like the cake parts.