Walgreens

While @Walgreens waiting on Dad to get a Redbox movie - Why do they have video cameras right there?  In case someone is like, walking and then a bad person takes a knife and stabs em a bunch of times or somethin like that?  Then they could see the bad guy and catch em and put em in jail.  Am I right?

Army of babies

(after getting really upset that he couldn't find his DS)  I just wish you had a bunch of babies that grew up and you could command them all to help me find my DS. I just don't know where else to look.

Bukini

(after eating zuchinni for lunch) Mom, I just keep burping up bukini.

Almost missed lunch

(dad) 'How was your day at school today?'  Fine.  We almost missed lunch because my teacher was staring out the window into space and playing with the miniblinds. 

He's a Good Man

If I wear my boots when I ride my dirt bike, I won't get hurt like Daddy did on his when he hurt his foot.  I'm glad he didn't die when he did that.  He's a good man. 

Oil

(while helping dad change the oil on his dirtbike) I can't believe it takes 50 gallons of oil, that's a lot. 

9 weeks ago

My teacher took me out of the RTI reading program because I'm so smart.  (mom) 'Oh, that's great!!  When did she tell you that?'  Like nine weeks ago. 

Water

(mom) 'Honey, don't drink too much water before you play basketball, it could make your stomach hurt.'  Mom!  I have to stay HYDRATED!

Bolleyball

(talking to his 2 year old sister)  Hey, do you want to play bolleyball?  (mom)  'Do you mean volleyball?'  No, I mean bolleyball.  We throw the ball at each other and whoever doesn't catch it, the other person gets a point.  I make up all the rules for it.  Anyways, I always win every time.

My arm hurts

(mom) 'I don't know why my arm hurts so bad.'  (dodie)  I wish I were you and you were me so that your arm wouldn't hurt anymore.  (mom) 'Oh, that's so sweet, thanks honey.'  (dodie) sometimes that happens when you get old.  Things just hurt for no reason, huh?

Anarctica

Mom, I really wish it would rain in Anarctica.  Are there any plants there? 

How babies come out of mommy's bellies

Well, they have to cut em' out of the mom's belly down there. Then they have to do some stuff to the baby. They sew the mom back up. Then they have to put the baby in something like a incubabor. They give the baby a bottle to drink.

Axe

(After having a shower and using Axe body wash)  Ahhh, that's some good Axe.

Yes or No?

Hey Mom, I was getting ready to ask if I can have another cookie, but would you say yes or no?

Throw-dy Throw

When I say the words 'throw-dy-throw' that means, 'I am going to throw it now'. 

Crazy Person

(mom) 'We are getting your hair cut extra short so you can't twirl your hair anymore.'  Good, I like it short like Dad's.  Do I look like a crazy person when I twirl my hair like this?  I just can't stop doin' it.  I try to tell myself to not do it, but then I do it anyway. 

UPS

(Mom) 'I'm not sure how to get there.'  (Dodie)Well, we can just follow them, they have a UPS that will lead us there.