Her Pants

(after an older woman at our family reunion left the room, but with her husband right beside us) Mom, why are her pants pulled up so high? (mom) 'Shh!' What?! I can't help it, they look really funny and they're pulled up so high that it looks weird. I'm not makin fun of her, I'm just sayin, why does she wear em like that?

I'm Proud of You

(after finding out he has been excellent during after school care) (mom) 'I'm proud of you buddy, I know it's hard to listen and be quiet all day' Anyways, I just can't get any nicer than I'm already bein. I just sit there and I'm good and I'm quiet and it's like UGH I just want to get up and run outside and scream! There are SO many rules. It's not easy with all the listenin and rules and everything. I just get so tired of it. Today I am not in a good mood about it. At all.

Like it or Not...

(after discussing ways he can keep from getting too hyper and getting in trouble during after school care) Mom, like it or not, that's just what happens when you're with your best friend. (mom)'Okay, explain to me what happens when you're with your best friend.' Well, you just can't keep from talkin, havin fun and just bein excited. That's just what happens and no one can help it. For real.

Bladder Mouth

(after talking to Mom about not listening and getting too hyper at after school care) Mom, it's my new friend! He just wants me to play with him and then gets me all hypered up. Plus he's a bladder mouth and just never stops talking. None of it's even my fault!

Good Thing We had Her

(After his 3 yr old sister announced that she "farted" @the annual family reunion) It's a good thing we had her, because she just says stuff like that...and it's just funny.

You're Two Minutes Late

(after getting a new watch & waiting for a vision therapy appointment) After the therapist came to get him, Dad saw him point to his watch and tell the therapist, 'You're two minutes late.'

Relaxing Dump

(as mom was in the bathroom washing her hands)  Mom, can you just get out of here please?  I really would like to just be alone and take a nice, relaxing dump.  I just need some privacies.