Flying Squirrels

(Dodie-to his cousin)  Did you know they used to have flying squirrels in the fifties?  (Cousin) 'They still do'  (Dodie)  I know. 

Before you knew me

So, you and dad went to Gatlinburg before you knew me, then I came out of your belly (technically, 6 years later), then a week later, my sister came out of your belly (technically, 4 years later). 

Bad 'F' cuss word

Mom, I know a bad 'F' cuss word.  I said it sometimes.  (mom) 'Really, what's the bad 'F' cuss word?'  You know, fat.  I know it's not nice to call people that.  (mom-relieved) 'No, it isn't nice to call people that, but it's not technically a cuss word.' 

Some People

Mom, some people in our country just treat it like garbage!

Baby English

(mom asks Dodie after he understands what 2 year old says that no one else can) 'How can you tell what she's saying all the time when I can't even tell?'  Because I just know how to talk Baby English.  I wearned Baby English a long time ago Mom.   

Staring out the Window into Space

(dad) 'What did you learn today at school?'  Nothing, we just played around all day while my teacher stared out the window into space. 

Pizza Planada

Is Pizza Planada really a real state?  I heard that on the Polar Express.

Gas Gauge

How come Dad's not even listenin to his thing that says he needs to get more gas in his car?  It's in the middle, so he needs to get more gas.  He'll be sad when his car breaks down with no gas in it. 

Patience

I don't want to have patience.  I do not like patience AT ALL.  It's so boring and you have to wait around for stuff and you don't even know what to do with all that waitin.