Wish I was human

Mom, I really wish I was human.  (mom) 'Well if you're not human, then what are you?'  I'm just a kid!  (mom) 'What's the difference between a human and a kid?'  One is big and one is small.  I'll be a human one day, but right now I'm just a kid. 

Electric lights??

(mom) 'That water says that it has electrolytes in it.'  What?!?  It has electric lights in it?!?!

What time

Mom, guess what time we went to bed last night?  It was twelve o'seventeen.  That was late wasn't it? (even though the night before bedtime was 2:07am)

Way over 65

Mom, you are like way over 65 aren't you?  (mom) 'What do you mean?'  I mean, you are like way over 65 years old, right? 

Humans only

(Mom) 'Is there something going on at your school that we are supposed to go to?  There are lots of cars in the parking lot.'  Nah, maybe they are just havin something for humans only.  Probly we don't need to go to that. 

Before I knew her name

I member when my sister was in your belly kickin all around and making you sick.  That was before I even knew her name.  Then the doctors got her out of your belly and I named her.  That was a long time ago. 

Daggone Cool

Mom!  Guess what?  I know somethin so good...AND it's daggone cool.  I'll tell you bout it later.

Junk

(mom) 'What did you learn at school today?'  Nothin, cept a bunch of junk.  Anyways I already forgot all of it.