There and There and There - They're Everywhere!

(as mom was putting some anti-wrinkle lotion on her face) Mom, what's that stuff you're puttin on your face? (mom) 'It's just something to try to keep me from getting too wrinkly.' Yeah, you do have a bunch of wrinkles. (pointing) I see em' there and there and there, they're everywhere! Mom you're really wrinkly! (mom) 'Thanks honey.'

How Much Gas is Left?

(after riding his dirt bike for a long time, Dad asked how much gas do you have left? Half a tank, quarter of a tank?) Taking off the gas cap to check how much, he said 'I've got just about enough.' Then he took off again on his dirt bike.

Old and Wise

(after mom's back hurt after laying on the ground looking at stars, watching for meteors) I just wish people's parts didn't get old. You are definitely one of the old ones! But you're old and wise. (mom) 'Why thank you, you think I'm wise?' I do, but anyways, I don't even know what wise means.

Deery

(after seeing two deer run across the road while driving home) This is just a VERY deery place!

Waskelbees

It would be cool if we had a pet waskelbee* without the stinger. I would put him on the littlest leash in the whole entire world and take him around everywhere with me. *waskelbee - wasp & bee said at the same time

Spiders and frogs

All the spiders live under the bridge and when they just get so tired of living, they just fall into the water so the frogs can eat em'.