(after his sister stuck her tongue out with food on it) Look, I know Grammy taught you that, but no. Don't do that.

Mom, your hair...

(while at Wal-Mart grocery shopping) 'Mom, your hair looks like crap.'

Cigga-rettin

(as we were in our car next to someone who was smoking with their window rolled down) Shoo-wee! Mom, it smells like somebody's cigga-rettin! I don't like that at all. I don't like it when people cigga-rett either. It's so stinky why would they even want to do that anyways?

Mommy - Yes Daddy - No

(mom) 'Why did you draw a picture of Mommy that says Yes and Daddy that says No?' Because did Dad tell you what happened last night? (mom)'Yes'(someone got caught telling a fib and got in trouble) Well then you should know why I said No about Daddy. Anyways, I really don't feel like discussin it right now.

Raccoons

(while at the park w/Dad & sister, walking by the river after the grass had been cut) Shoo, it smells like raccoons.