At-Home Scientist

Mom, when I get older I want to be a scientist.  But I don't want to get a job.  I just want to be a scientist at home only.  (mom) 'How are you going to make money to live?'  Well I'm gonna save up like a hundred, no two hundred dollars.  When I run out of that money, I will just sell stuff.

Voice sounds seven

Mom, I really think that somethin happened overnight when I turned seven, cuz you know why?  My voice sounds diffrent.  (mom) 'Say something and I'll see if it sounds different to me.'  I love you mom.  (mom) 'Yep, you definitely sound seven today!'