Earth

Mom, I know how the earth was created. God just thought hmmm, I have all these people, what should I do with em? He found a perfect place called Earth and spread the people across the earth.

Really Cool Grandpa

(after realizing that the mug he bought dad says 'Really Cool Grandpa') (mom) 'Honey, he will love it! It doesn't matter that it says Grandpa' Anyways, I'll just tell him that I got it cuz he's old like a Grandpa, so it's okay.

Baby Cats

(after seeing a stray cat who is about to have kittens) Hey Mom, do cats poop out babies or do they barf them out? I just didn't know which way they came out. Anyways, do humans poop em' out too? You pooped out babies, me and my sister, right? Or did they cut us out?