I just had to do it

(@his basketball game)  Mom!  Did you see me run and save the ball from goin' out?  I just had to save it Mom, I skinned my knee, but that's okay because I just had to do it!!

Tennis Shoe

Can I please have a tennis shoe?  (dad)  'What do you mean can you have a tennis shoe?'  I mean I just need a tennis shoe, can you give me a tennis shoe?  (mom-from the other room)  'He's asking for a tissue.'  Yes, that's what I need, a tennis shoe. 

Boyfriend

This girl in my class asked if I would be her boyfriend. (mom) 'What did you say to her?'  I said NO!  Girls are gross!  Plus I hit her really hard with the dodge ball.  (mom) 'That's not very nice!'  No, it was okay because it was in PE and we were posed to throw the ball at each other while we were playin dodge ball.  (mom) 'You know if a boy and girl pick on each other, it's usually because you like that person.'  I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!!!

Headaches

I really do not like headaches...AT ALL.  They make your head hurt.  That's why I don't lik em', cuz they hurt.