Mean Voice

(While being punished for lying)  Why do you use your mean voice to talk to me sometimes?  'If you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing or you are not listening to me, then I use my mean voice.  If you make good choices, I won't use my mean voice.'  Well I don't like your mean voice.  It's not nice to take away my new toy.  When I'm older, I'm going to move away and be alone.  And I'm not gonna call you at all, EVER. 

2 minutes later... Mom, I was just kidding when I said that.  That was ridicilous, wasn't it?  haha

Grandpa

Mom, will I ever be as old as you are?  'Yep, one day you will be as old as me.'  For real?  You mean one day I am going to be an old Grandpa?  'So, you think that I'm as old as a Grandpa?'  No, I think that you are as old as like, a Gran-lady.

Love and Marriage

Dodie Head's philosophy on love:  Some people love each other and they get married.  Some people love each other and they don't ever get married.  And that's just how it is.

Do they know?

(While watching the opening ceremonies for the 2012 Summer Olympics)  'Do they know that we're watchin em?'

Not nice things

I said a couple things that weren't very nice to Aunt Linda today.  'Why did you do that?'  I just didn't feel like to be very nice today.  I don't know.  I don't want to talk about it and don't tell my dad.  But I was nice to her the rest of the day.  Just those couple of things were not nice things.  Everything else was nice. 

Tastebugs

It tasted a little bit good, but not that good.  My tastebugs are not workin real good today. 

I just don't want to do anything

Uhhhh.  Really?  Do you have to say that?  Please stop!  I don't want to do anything.  RRRRRRRRRR!  I'm getting really mad!!!!!!  Arrrggghhh!!!!!!  I just snorted hahahaha.  I'm going to leave a fart bomb for daddy that will blow up in his face everywhere.  Poopy.

I know

Mom, I know what your problem is. You are grouchy!  You are just so grouchy.  Because you need to go to sleep and you didn't get enough sleep last night.  What do you think?  yes or no?  Am I right? 

Weird

Okay Mom, I'm gonna do somethin weird, but just please, please let me do it.  Okay?  Please?  Just don't say no okay?  'What are you going to do?'  I'm just going to mix ketchup and water in my cup and drink it, okay?

Stay or Go

This boy at the Y pushed me today.  I don't even know why he pushed me because I'm bigger than him but he's always mean to me every time.  When he tried to push me again I just had two choices, to stay or go.  So I go'd.  He didn't even get me the next time because I was too fast.  Then I tell'd on him. 

Screaming Missile Bomb

I'm gonna put a screaming missile on it (a straw with glue on the end) when it's 4th of July again.  I'm gonna put paper and tape on it and it's gonna catch on fire and it's gonna blow up in the air and go raaaaaaaaa boom!  This gonna be awesome int't it?

Bread

Mom!  Do you know what is inside of bread?!?  MORE BREAD!!!!  Did you knowed that already?