Yard Sale

(after discussing selling some toys at a yard sale and he'd keep all the money) (mom)  'How much would you sell your little Star Wars guys for?'  Two thousand dollars.  (mom) 'How much would you sell your other toys for?'  I'd just sell em all for one dollar.  (mom)  'One dollar a piece?'  No, just a dollar for all of it. 

Finger Skin

Mom, I do NOT like to feel the pages of this old book.  Its like the pages took a long bath and got wrinkly.  It makes my finger skin feel weird.  I don't like it.  At all. 

Whoever packs my lunch

(after mom packed his lunch most every day all school year)  Mom, whoever packs my lunch just never gives me enough food.  I have been thinking bout that for like 80 days.  I'm just always still hungry every time after I eat.  (even though he always tells mom that he has enough food and it's always good).