White Christmas

(said to Dad as he was singing to Bing Crosby's White Christmas)  Dad, will you please stop singin that?  You sound NOTHING like him!

Relaxing music

(after his 2 year old sister had been crying for a while in the car)  Can somebody just put on some relaxing music or somethin?  Maybe that would help.  (after 'relaxing' music, even though sister is still crying)  Ahhh, that's better. 

Getting dark

(while in the car on the way to the store)  Mom, are you goin the right way or is it just gettin dark?

Warm blooded

(mom) 'You need to put your jacket on, it's really cold outside.'  Humans are warm blooded, don't you know that?  I'm not even cold at all because my blood is warm. 

Numbers never end

Did you know that numbers never end?  It would take you like 16 million days to keep countin em and you would be so tired of countin!  You would probably never want to count numbers again if you counted for that long. 

Hard a-workin

I look like I've been a-workin hard, don't I? 

I know who's gonna die first

Hey Mom, guess what?  I know who's gonna die first in our family.  (mom) 'Oh really, who?'  Well, Dad is going to because he's' the oldest.  My sister will die last because she's the youngest.  (mom) 'It doesn't really work like that.'  Well unless we all died on the same day, then we would all go to heaven at the same time! 

Easy ice?

Dad, did you ask for easy ice or hard ice in my drink?  (dad) 'I said easy ice, why?'  Because the ice in my drink is REALLY hard and I don't know why they did that if you said easy ice! 

You didn't beat people in races?

Mom, when I was with you did we play and do fun stuff?  (mom) 'What do you mean when you were with me?'  I mean like when I was in your belly with you, did you do fun stuff like run and play and stuff like that?  (mom) 'I did lots of fun stuff when you were in my belly.'  Did you like run faster than other people because I made you go faster?  (mom) 'Well, I was a lot slower then with you in my belly and I had to be careful. I didn't run really fast like you do.'  So you didn't like beat people in races and stuff?  (mom)  'No, I can't say that I did.' 

My life

(To his two-year-old sister after she repeatedly tried to warn him of his shoes being untied)  Why don't you just stop worryin bout my life!  Ugh!

Girls have more fun

Sometimes I just wish I was a girl.  I don't really want to be a girl for real, but girls get to do more fun things like paint their nails and stuff like that.  Just cuz I'm a boy I don't get to even put boy colors on my nails.  That's not fair. 

In the rain

Mom, we are probly the only ones in the whole world goin to a birthday party in the rain.  Don'tcha think?