Easter Bunny

(Sister) I'm wearnin about the Easter Bunny! (dodie) Yeah, I'm just tellin her stories from my head ( while holding The Hungry Caterpillar book)

Do you want some cake?

(after Mom asked if he wanted any cake) No, I'm really not a big cake lover. After all the icing is gone, I just don't like the cake parts.

Way More Important than Homework

(while doing homework that he didn't want to do) Anyways, I really have to poop. Mom, whether you like it or not, taking care of my body is way more important than doing homework. I'm serious. If I didn't go to the bathroom, then I would just not feel good. At all.

Rewind My Life

(after eating chocolate and feeling sick after Mom warned him not to eat it) Mom, I just wish I could rewind my life to before I ate that chocolate. Then I would just not eat it, then eat regular food first, then eat the chocolate.

Like 6, 7, maybe 8 days ago

(after talking about how Grandma used to love Elvis) Mom, did you know that Elvis is actually dead? Yeah, my cousin told me he died like 6 days ago, well maybe it was 7, no, no it was actually 8. Yeah, 8 days ago is when Elvis died. Isn't that sad Mom? Anyways, I don't even like this song (Blue Christmas).

Moww

(after talking about how our 15 year old cat has not been looking well) Mom, I think he's lost his mow (said 'mauw'). I was talkin to him and he tried to mauw and nothin came out. Poor Scribbles.