Soccer

Dad-'We need to try on your old cleats to see if they still fit, it not, we'll buy you some new ones.'  (before trying them on) I really love the old ones but I would really, really love new ones.  I had the old ones for a hundred thousand years since I was like 4 or 5 years old.  I really want to have new ones.  Dad-'Do you have money to pay for them then?'  No. You're the one that signed me up for soccer, so you have to pay for them.